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19 April 2008

Weekend spot the difference competition

Compare:

7/7 accused 'joined weapons camp'

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"Zubair [Mr Shakil] fired the Ak-47 and the light machine gun," said [Mohammed Junaid] Babar.
Guilty! String him up! Contrast:

Schoolchildren to be offered weapons training

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Children at comprehensive schools will be asked to sign up for military drills and weapons training under new plans to improve classroom discipline.
And the moral of the story is?

6 comments:

paul said...

I think Simon 'Suleaman' Keeler shows how terribly wrong things can go when children are socialised within a militaristic organisation.

Kier said...

One must hope the - estimated - 500,000 Muslim children attending schools in the U.K (in 2004, it was 371,000) will object and opt out of this plan in the event of it getting implemented. Touch a gun now and before you know it, you'll be facing life imprisonment for terrorism. Especially if later in life you decide to visit the Natural History Museum. Just Say No, kids!

lwtc247 said...

I forsee this...

Mohammad Khan, 21 when arrested, has today been convicted for 84 years for his part in being involved in a terrorist Al-Qaeda linked gang.

He will however only serve 30 years on prison having spent the rest of his time under the Governments "44 year detention law" while evidence was assembled against him.

Particularly daming was testimony from Mr's Khans ex-teacher, Sir Johnathan Bowles-Cunningham, who last year received his centennial telegraph from the 140 year old, Her most glorious Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain.

Sir Johnathan said he remembered a dark skinned chap being particularly keen to shoot his gun at school and at the same time pictures of BB Netanyahoo, GW Bush and Tony bLiar had gone missing from the schools encyclopedias. The pictures were dicovered 22 years later concealed beside the targets on the school shooting range by the police despite 6 previous searches which found nothing. A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said the way the pictures were stored and preserved them in an 'as new' fashion and that clearly they were ment for others unknown to utilize them at a later date.

Khans Mobile had the message "Mum this is Mohammad Khan here. You believe me don't ya mum? I'm going to wage jihad (holy war) against Bush and Blair and Israel. I want to kill lots of innocent people. The encyclopedia pictures will help me"

The defence did not contest the witness.

lwtc247 said...

if some maths editing assistance could be given, I'd appreaciate it. tq.

The Antagonist said...

lwtc247 said...

if some maths editing assistance could be given, I'd appreaciate it. tq.


Sorry LWTC247, there's no editing or deletion of comments. You'll have to go one or two notable other places for that sort of thing.

lwtc247 said...

I forsee this...


Didn't that all happen last week?

lwtc247 said...

LOL. :D