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Showing posts with label Gordon Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gordon Brown. Show all posts

19 April 2008

Weekend spot the difference competition

Compare:

7/7 accused 'joined weapons camp'

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"Zubair [Mr Shakil] fired the Ak-47 and the light machine gun," said [Mohammed Junaid] Babar.
Guilty! String him up! Contrast:

Schoolchildren to be offered weapons training

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Children at comprehensive schools will be asked to sign up for military drills and weapons training under new plans to improve classroom discipline.
And the moral of the story is?

17 May 2007

Brown-NWOsing the Confederation of British Industry

On 15th May 2007 the democratically elected default new President Minister of United KKKingdom PLC, Gordon Brown, gave a speech to the Confederation of British Industry in which he said nothing that had any meaning in the conventional sense of the word.

What he did do however was send a small pernicious and incestuous bunch of criminals a not-very-subtle message of, "Don't worry now that Blair's gone folks, I pledge to serve the same masters."

You can watch Gordon Brown's speech brought to the CBI by hardly more than the three words, "New", "World", and "Order".

Gordon's come a long way since his student days when he penned, "How to scrounge off the State", which included such long-forgotten gems as:

"If you're British and can give an address, free money is available from social security, basic £5.80 per week. Social and medical benefits are your right, not charity hand-outs, so never be reticent about claiming them. For whatever the reason the so-called welfare State was brought into being, it can and must be used to its full extent."

Keep your eyes peeled for Gordon's new book, "How to fuck the British working classes and get handsomely rewarded for it."


Gordon "Watch my left hand and don't ask what the right's doing" Brown