"Listen. This is just a series of things that are pissing me off, alright? Because I don't have 'pet peeves', I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds, alright? And I'll tell you this, it makes the world a lot easier to sort out."
15 November 2008
George Carlin, as recorded in 1999, some two years before certain events lent Carlin's Airport Security opener a little prescience.